Dang it all to heck.......

[msattler]

There I wuz, having a good time, and the walls came down on me.
Well, I suppose it wuz too good to be true, it wuz.

I am not a bad soldier, just an old soldier.
I likes my drinks, and I likes to tell some stories.

One man's trash, you see.

I ran across a wonderful narrative....a story.

IFor you see........
Me now.  I am the Second Hand Lion......

I hope you enjoy the tale as much as the young lad does.

I know such tales, have told some to you. 
When I wax long, please remember that I am an old man, and wish to share some of what I have endured and enjoyed through my God granted long life.

What I have been granted by my Lord does not come to all.......maybe very few.
 I dunno why he cherishes my simple soul so.  But he does.  And I, you.

And so here we are.  I share.  You watch.

Hope it makes you smile as much as it did me.

Such a rip roaring hoot....I never have seen.

[msattler]

When a man says he needs a moment..........
Best to back off and give him that.
He may have reasons you cannot fathom for asking so.



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[msattler]

When a man says he needs a moment..........
Best to back off and give him that.
He may have reasons you cannot fathom for asking so.



...........

Some day, your kids may ask you about the legend of the craazy Kittymanj.

I hope you too tell them tails about Jasmine, her name be  Lori, my love, and how his story one day came true.

Fairy  tales DO come true, my friends.

I am living' it.  Just don't fly into barns.......LOL.

You all please looks after the kitties some day when I pass..............
Maybe a long story tail from now.
I promise to tell you some more stories between now and then.

You just have to believe they are true.........
Because they are, my friends.

[Pizzadude]

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic
Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at
work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

[Raistmer]

 

[Pizzadude]

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Royal Marines, took a new
job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured
his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the
first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
the school.

The class, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were
leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened
the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly
stapled the tie to his chest.!!!!!

There was dead silence.

He had no trouble with discipline that year.