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Author Topic: Sure is quiet lately....Time for Joke!  (Read 12498 times)

Gecko_R7

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Sure is quiet lately....Time for Joke!
« on: 20 Jan 2007, 12:12:29 am »
After a long day dealing w/ work-related "legal issues"....this seems appropriate. :P

A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

No offense meant to any alligators out there ;)
All in good fun!

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Re: Sure is quiet lately....Time for Joke!
« Reply #1 on: 09 Feb 2007, 04:07:01 pm »
"Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
"

Have 'at em..

 

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