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Author Topic: Early morning gas station gurlz...  (Read 12401 times)

msattler

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Early morning gas station gurlz...
« on: 07 May 2011, 09:42:02 am »
LOL......
Just got back from the petrol staition....
Christ, $50 bucks for gags and coffee.


Anyways.........
Responding to a sign posted on the door when I walked in......
Hring Now......many positions available.

I asked the gal if I could have something on top.
She looked at me quizzically......
I said again, on top......your sign says many positions are available.....I would like one on top.

She says.....
I don't think I can  assign your position.

I says.....
Well, you could if you were butch enough.

She says.....
OK boy.......bottom for you.
And you just made my day.

LOL......works for me.

If I were not already taken by Lori......
The whips and chains might have come out.......LOL.
But I am a topper all the way, baby.
I think we could have worked it out.....she was a cutie.

The things you see when you don't have a tether...............................
« Last Edit: 07 May 2011, 09:48:47 am by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Early morning gas station gurlz...
« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2011, 09:54:48 am »
Must have been something in those skyburritos I had last night.........

Either
Sky pilot......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69zvFnVa03g

or the Flying Burrito Brothers......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPTYimAE7E&feature=related

msattler

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Re: Early morning gas station gurlz...
« Reply #2 on: 07 May 2011, 10:20:33 am »
Errrrr.

This has been a rather productive visit to youtube.

I never knew Taj Mahal did this trick.
Six Days On The Road.......ICC got no tags on me, my friends. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPTYimAE7E&feature=related

I knew Steve Earl did it........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awYKbiTLso&feature=related

This is the one I remember.....
Dave Dudley.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHbGhEfnh2E

Boxcar Willie.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHbGhEfnh2E

Fire trucks got no overdrive.........they are geared for tops of about 65 MPH.....but kinda fast gettin' there.
Many specs for the trucks have a specific limit.....the best one I read was from a demo truck that a rep out west ordered.....

"Rear gear ratio  to be the fastest from zero to top end, with the best pull up a grade to 60."
Seriously......that's what was spec'd.
Dunno what the final ratio was......I don't do the chassis...and never get the chance to find out when I drive them around the lot......other than a little snort.....LOL.
I'm not about to lose my job for a hoot.  LOL again......
'Best pull up a grade to 60'.........and quite a ride.

 

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