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Author Topic: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........  (Read 26916 times)

msattler

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Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« on: 07 Jan 2011, 07:38:53 pm »
Kinda a hobby of mine.....late at night....go to the petrol station.
Look at the sleepy eyed 'whatever her hair color is that day' thingy behind the register and ask her a couple of questions......

Tonight I was notiiceably startled........

Question 1...how old are you anyways?   
Answer....22.  Ok, I'm more than old enough to be her Pappa.

Question 2...Do you know who Les Paul is?
Answer....'That guitar guy."
OMG......we have a runner.

Question 3.....Know where he was born?
Answer.....Wisconsin        This gurl could get laid in this town......it was Waukesha....about 10 miles south of Milwaukee.
You know, the town that made beer famous.  Or vice versa....  Also Liberace's home town....just ask George.....his brother.

Question 4...and few pass this test.......Remember his wife's name?  Bomb.
It was Mary Ford......
His ex-wife and multi track singing hon, who made millions of records with him in the 50's.

Well, she came close........2 outta 3 ain't bad for a chick with fake titis and no access to Google for 5 minutes.....LOL.
Now if she started to ask me a quiz about current faves......I would flunk in seconds......so no double standards here.

BTW, his real last name was Polsfuss.  June 9th, 1915.

Born in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

And that, my friends, is not quite the rest of the story.  He invented the electric guitar.....or so the argument goes.

Geez.......one of these dayz one of these gas station gurlz is gonna get 3 outta 4, and I am gonna have to put out.,....

Just for a teaser......you can google his name and get thousands of hits......here is a version of the kittyman's favorite song to make him cry......Over the Rainbow.
Ya know, where the sun shines all the time and kitties run all day.......
Les and the Trio........Over My Rainbow.....it's not just for bluebirds anymore.
And yes, the ending still makes me cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NdSU03jnUw&NR=1

Yup.......and lest a few of you stringheads forget.....
His name is likely on a few of your guitarz......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O5wZAd2z4


And here's remembering the ol' fart......
My man.....THE man, Les Paul.
I still miss him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcHawwQk50&feature=related
« Last Edit: 07 Jan 2011, 08:28:51 pm by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #1 on: 07 Jan 2011, 08:39:16 pm »
Oh my simply God..........

This is rare indeed........a cut that the kittyman never heard before.........
Les and Mary.......
Scarlet Ribbons.......I do not doubt the authenticity.......that's Mary's voice for sure......
Where this was released I do not know.......I thought I had every Capitol Records release from day one.

May have missed it........gosh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0bp2qD8DA

And another rarity.......not released on an album in the US, as far as I know......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiyqGIDU8A&NR=1
Gawd, she was a beautiful woman.
« Last Edit: 07 Jan 2011, 08:45:43 pm by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #2 on: 07 Jan 2011, 08:54:27 pm »
Another gem that my Seti friends have forever distanced themselves from.....as I will probably not ever repost it, and it is a rarity.....

Only re-released recently as far as I know......

Blues, stay away from me.....mods, eat your hearts  out.  There are some things that once I share, are gone forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_2ajkYb-5Q

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #3 on: 07 Jan 2011, 10:18:12 pm »
So when no hop3e was left inside on that starry starry night,
Hi too his liife, as lover often do.....

Byut, I coulld have told you, curnchers.......

There was not much more beutiful than you....

Starry, starry night.....
Paint your pallatte blue nad grry.......
Won't chnage things my way.

Like the poet, I had a loving hand....
Now maybe yo undrestand........
What I tried to say to you.

You would not listen.........
You did not know how.

Perhaps you'll listen now.

Goodbye.

Meow.

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jan 2011, 03:04:40 am »
Well, my friendss.......this is how it works....
Ya take a standard Ampex tape machine..........and it goes from there.

12 of Les, 12 of Mary, mix well, throw in a couple of mixers, and drink.


Another wonderful 'lost song'......
Sandman.......never before heard on the boards here....

Turn on your magic bean................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtYcSwTN7Y

And hey.......the kittyman scores a big hit.......

If you follow my antics at all.......
I posted thiese kids a loooooooong time ago.

And they recently scored a bit advertising hit.

Kitties win a bean......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xMCNmUaGko&NR=1
Best use of blue eyes ever...............or are they green?
« Last Edit: 08 Jan 2011, 04:04:19 am by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #5 on: 08 Jan 2011, 03:22:14 am »
Uhhh...What he said.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofMG5Z1

Uh.....it would take about 16 seconds of a babe whispering this in my earr and I would be mush.

F italian.
« Last Edit: 08 Jan 2011, 03:40:32 am by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jan 2011, 03:34:55 pm »
This was the other thing I was searching for last night, but could not quite get there.
My favorite things........
Raindrops on roses and such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvYZMqQffQE&feature=related

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2011, 04:09:04 pm »
Mary could hit a lick or two too..........
Keeping up with Les was no small task.
This was a wonderful skit they did many years ago......
No place like home.

When he said 'follow my lead', he meant it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Df09Sodpk&NR=1

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jan 2011, 04:26:53 pm »
And some years later......................
Much later.
A fine young lad named Angus Young  found the right chords.
Pounded them hard.  Turned the amp up to 11.
And it sounded sumpthing like this.....

Night Prowler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hruhe6n7Stk

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jan 2011, 04:32:53 pm »
ROFLMAO......

Seems my hun does a little ACDC action as well..........

Gurlz all over the wurld.....

My babeeeeeee  Joan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpOgHzoO76c&feature=fvw

Think I told you this before........I was once within a hearbeat of this gurl.
Her and Suzi Quattro......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_w5HlnhAM

Little 5' sumpthing.  If you saw here in the grocery store, you wouldn't think much of her.
Just hand her an axe, and look out.....LOL.  She is just soooooo tiny.  Cute to kill.
I mean......really watch this cut.......her guitar is within inches of her height.

If it came down to it, I don't think I could choose between her and Joan.
LOL...they might choose each other.
« Last Edit: 08 Jan 2011, 04:46:36 pm by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #10 on: 08 Jan 2011, 05:08:02 pm »
Uhh.........this cut is very dated, but it proves the point.

Bet my Suzi gurl ain't more than a few inches taller than her axe.

OK,,,,,maybe a head higher.

Devil's Gate Drive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXok94y3nLg&feature=related

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #11 on: 08 Jan 2011, 05:14:21 pm »
OMG......sum chick just do know how to rock.

Oh, Suzi gurl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vFTksaposs&feature=related

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #12 on: 08 Jan 2011, 05:19:52 pm »
And in case you might have missed it............

My Suzi gurl does not play lead.  Her backup band takes care of that.

She is a bass baby.

Solo action......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-b7kVsbXQ&feature=related

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #13 on: 08 Jan 2011, 05:25:39 pm »
I am rolling on the floor now.........
Kitties are looking at me askance.

Suzi has still not grown an inch.

2009

And still thumpin' the bottom.

Meowza!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zXkRw49Cxo&feature=related

And I would still take her down in a heartbeat.
Full screen this if you dare................
« Last Edit: 08 Jan 2011, 05:30:43 pm by msattler »

msattler

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Re: Late Night Gas Station gurlz........
« Reply #14 on: 08 Jan 2011, 06:07:26 pm »
I dunno.........there is something special about a gurl who, every time she walks up to give you a hug, tucks her head on your shoulder.
Because she's only 5' something.

I always had a special place in my heart for gurls that are that small.  You see, their hearts are bigger than most for their size.
Joanie and Suzi are just a couple of rock and roll examples.

Don't have to be a 6' Amazon to beguile the kittyman.

This ruel knows who she is.  Her hero?  Elvis. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVJrC9GJr0&feature=related

 

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