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Optimized Seti@Home apps => Discussion Forum => Topic started by: msattler on 07 Jan 2011, 07:38:53 pm
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Kinda a hobby of mine.....late at night....go to the petrol station.
Look at the sleepy eyed 'whatever her hair color is that day' thingy behind the register and ask her a couple of questions......
Tonight I was notiiceably startled........
Question 1...how old are you anyways?
Answer....22. Ok, I'm more than old enough to be her Pappa.
Question 2...Do you know who Les Paul is?
Answer....'That guitar guy."
OMG......we have a runner.
Question 3.....Know where he was born?
Answer.....Wisconsin This gurl could get laid in this town......it was Waukesha....about 10 miles south of Milwaukee.
You know, the town that made beer famous. Or vice versa.... Also Liberace's home town....just ask George.....his brother.
Question 4...and few pass this test.......Remember his wife's name? Bomb.
It was Mary Ford......
His ex-wife and multi track singing hon, who made millions of records with him in the 50's.
Well, she came close........2 outta 3 ain't bad for a chick with fake titis and no access to Google for 5 minutes.....LOL.
Now if she started to ask me a quiz about current faves......I would flunk in seconds......so no double standards here.
BTW, his real last name was Polsfuss. June 9th, 1915.
Born in Waukesha, Wisconsin.
And that, my friends, is not quite the rest of the story. He invented the electric guitar.....or so the argument goes.
Geez.......one of these dayz one of these gas station gurlz is gonna get 3 outta 4, and I am gonna have to put out.,....
Just for a teaser......you can google his name and get thousands of hits......here is a version of the kittyman's favorite song to make him cry......Over the Rainbow.
Ya know, where the sun shines all the time and kitties run all day.......
Les and the Trio........Over My Rainbow.....it's not just for bluebirds anymore.
And yes, the ending still makes me cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NdSU03jnUw&NR=1
Yup.......and lest a few of you stringheads forget.....
His name is likely on a few of your guitarz......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O5wZAd2z4
And here's remembering the ol' fart......
My man.....THE man, Les Paul.
I still miss him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTcHawwQk50&feature=related
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Oh my simply God..........
This is rare indeed........a cut that the kittyman never heard before.........
Les and Mary.......
Scarlet Ribbons.......I do not doubt the authenticity.......that's Mary's voice for sure......
Where this was released I do not know.......I thought I had every Capitol Records release from day one.
May have missed it........gosh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0bp2qD8DA
And another rarity.......not released on an album in the US, as far as I know......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiyqGIDU8A&NR=1
Gawd, she was a beautiful woman.
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Another gem that my Seti friends have forever distanced themselves from.....as I will probably not ever repost it, and it is a rarity.....
Only re-released recently as far as I know......
Blues, stay away from me.....mods, eat your hearts out. There are some things that once I share, are gone forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_2ajkYb-5Q
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So when no hop3e was left inside on that starry starry night,
Hi too his liife, as lover often do.....
Byut, I coulld have told you, curnchers.......
There was not much more beutiful than you....
Starry, starry night.....
Paint your pallatte blue nad grry.......
Won't chnage things my way.
Like the poet, I had a loving hand....
Now maybe yo undrestand........
What I tried to say to you.
You would not listen.........
You did not know how.
Perhaps you'll listen now.
Goodbye.
Meow.
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Well, my friendss.......this is how it works....
Ya take a standard Ampex tape machine..........and it goes from there.
12 of Les, 12 of Mary, mix well, throw in a couple of mixers, and drink.
Another wonderful 'lost song'......
Sandman.......never before heard on the boards here....
Turn on your magic bean................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtYcSwTN7Y
And hey.......the kittyman scores a big hit.......
If you follow my antics at all.......
I posted thiese kids a loooooooong time ago.
And they recently scored a bit advertising hit.
Kitties win a bean......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xMCNmUaGko&NR=1
Best use of blue eyes ever...............or are they green?
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Uhhh...What he said.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofMG5Z1
Uh.....it would take about 16 seconds of a babe whispering this in my earr and I would be mush.
F italian.
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This was the other thing I was searching for last night, but could not quite get there.
My favorite things........
Raindrops on roses and such.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvYZMqQffQE&feature=related
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Mary could hit a lick or two too..........
Keeping up with Les was no small task.
This was a wonderful skit they did many years ago......
No place like home.
When he said 'follow my lead', he meant it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Df09Sodpk&NR=1
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And some years later......................
Much later.
A fine young lad named Angus Young found the right chords.
Pounded them hard. Turned the amp up to 11.
And it sounded sumpthing like this.....
Night Prowler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hruhe6n7Stk
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ROFLMAO......
Seems my hun does a little ACDC action as well..........
Gurlz all over the wurld.....
My babeeeeeee Joan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpOgHzoO76c&feature=fvw
Think I told you this before........I was once within a hearbeat of this gurl.
Her and Suzi Quattro......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_w5HlnhAM
Little 5' sumpthing. If you saw here in the grocery store, you wouldn't think much of her.
Just hand her an axe, and look out.....LOL. She is just soooooo tiny. Cute to kill.
I mean......really watch this cut.......her guitar is within inches of her height.
If it came down to it, I don't think I could choose between her and Joan.
LOL...they might choose each other.
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Uhh.........this cut is very dated, but it proves the point.
Bet my Suzi gurl ain't more than a few inches taller than her axe.
OK,,,,,maybe a head higher.
Devil's Gate Drive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXok94y3nLg&feature=related
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OMG......sum chick just do know how to rock.
Oh, Suzi gurl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vFTksaposs&feature=related
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And in case you might have missed it............
My Suzi gurl does not play lead. Her backup band takes care of that.
She is a bass baby.
Solo action......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-b7kVsbXQ&feature=related
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I am rolling on the floor now.........
Kitties are looking at me askance.
Suzi has still not grown an inch.
2009
And still thumpin' the bottom.
Meowza!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zXkRw49Cxo&feature=related
And I would still take her down in a heartbeat.
Full screen this if you dare................
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I dunno.........there is something special about a gurl who, every time she walks up to give you a hug, tucks her head on your shoulder.
Because she's only 5' something.
I always had a special place in my heart for gurls that are that small. You see, their hearts are bigger than most for their size.
Joanie and Suzi are just a couple of rock and roll examples.
Don't have to be a 6' Amazon to beguile the kittyman.
This ruel knows who she is. Her hero? Elvis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVJrC9GJr0&feature=related
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Love changes everything, now doesn't it?
You really didn't have to..................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hFT853OYfg&feature=channel
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You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
That's all she wants to do...........
Be in love with you.
A lotta woman packed into about 5'4"
A strat goes about 4.9, I think.
You don't believe me, I think.
Would a lock of her hair do?
I have one.
Yeah, she taught Joan Jett a few things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph6DHoN-H6M&NR=1
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I think this preceeds Abba.......
Suzi was there before they were.
My mamma still does not know who I am...........LOL.
She gave them lessons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi05Su7jX6k
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This so cuts to the heart of who I am.
Les.......the inventor......the Man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0TmJA8X6E&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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My current favorite song.........from a Canadian artist who has been around a while, but who I was never familiar with before.........
Daniel Lanois doing 'Under the Stormy Sky'...
It is a bittersweet song about losing the family farm and leaving the old homestead.....and the spirit of some who can prevail under the circumstances.
Reminds me a lot of Fiddler on the Roof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCjds--pJI
The lyrics...
***Under the Stormy Sky
He Bebette, danse avec moi
ce soir on fais dodo
danse avec moi, Bebette, oui
under the stormy sky
Papa, y a vendu la terre,
la terre et la vache
danse avec moi, Bebette, oui
under the stormy sky
Jean-Paul, il joue le violon
la belle l'accordeon
danse avec moi, Bebette
on this stormy night
I hear the whipporwill cry
I see the blue heron fly over
Sugar Hill, snowy white
big blue siren in the night
Come with me Bebette, we go
under a stormy sky
I hear the T.H.& B.
the diesel turning,
calling you and me
to the city of steel,
smokestack - spinning wheel
come with me Bebette, oui
under the stormy sky
My heart is sad
to leave Sugar town,
goodbye Sugar Hill
on this stormy night
He Bebette, danse avec moi
ce soir on fais dodo
danse avec moi, Bebette, oui
under the stormy sky
under the stormy sky
under the stormy sky
***English Translation
Hay Bebette, dance with me
You can rest later tonight
dance with me, Bebette, yes
under the stormy sky
Papa, he's sold the land,
the land and the cow
dance with me, Bebette, yes
under the stormy sky
Jean-Paul, he plays the fiddle
The beautiful plays the accordion
dance with me, Bebette
on this stormy night
I hear the whipporwill cry
I see the blue heron fly over
Sugar Hill, snowy white
big blue siren in the night
Come with me Bebette, we go
under a stormy sky
I hear the T.H.& B.
the diesel turning,
calling you and me
to the city of steel,
smokestack - spinning wheel
come with me Bebette, oui
under the stormy sky
My heart is sad
to leave Sugar town,
goodbye Sugar Hill
on this stormy night
Hay Bebette, dance with me
You can rest later tonight
dance with me, Bebette, yes
under the stormy sky
under the stormy sky
under the stormy sky
And he explains the origin of the song here......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9_UdYbzLxk
Another version he performed.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJeqPSiGSI
Enjoy....meow.
Dunno 'meow' in french...LOL.
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It's just #$%$@ meow........
That's all it is.......
Just $%#@! meow.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzvm8k5kSjs
Edited for language
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Yeah....Carlin said iit.........
Cats are $%#@ cute.
If I were a comedian, I would have my say too......
Cats %^$#@ hate you.
Cats...........
You love then.......but they #$#@! hate you.
What's with that %^$#@! kneading thing?
Every night I go to bed with the kitties.
And they seem to know that's the night that you just have to get some rest........
What do they do??????
Knead.
Knead in your face all night llong.
I have one that does it inceessantly...........
Knead.........knead............knead.......
They thiink they are the morning doghnut boy, or WHAT????
I mean, kitties seem to thinnk there is no other world than thiers...en?
Yeah, kitties.
Thanks for listening.
%^$#@ meow.
Mark.
Edited for language.
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That's why dog are not cute.........
Cats are cute.
Dogs are not........
How can you be cute when you are always
Licking your ***..........?
Come on now, you have to admit that,
If you could lick your own ***, boyz, you would never leave the house.....eh?
Witness this........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVw3JGy7DIA
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I should ebb low now........
My own have put me down for my thoughts, tho true to me.
It seems they are no longer 'PC'.....
So I must fade and ebb.........mostly fade away.
One of my favorite movies.........gives me my last song, I guess.
Gran Torino soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXemKTVDzg
You can tell them on the grand hillino
Why I'm no long there to give cheerinos.
Just tell them I've gone on my Gran Torino......
Makes a lovely rhythm all night long.
See ya on the lonely highway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXemKTVDzg
Meow.
Guess I met my last Gas Station Gurl.
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i had 5 girl cats, now i'm down to none, and that is all they did was lick their *** with one rear leg sticking straight up in the air.
dogs rule!!!!
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i had 5 girl cats, now i'm down to none, and that is all they did was lick their *** with one rear leg sticking straight up in the air.
dogs (d)rule!!!!
You left one letter out in your previous post......the kitties have edited your quote....