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Late Night Gas Station gurlz........

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msattler:
It's just #$%$@ meow........

That's all it is.......

Just $%#@! meow.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzvm8k5kSjs

Edited for language

msattler:
Yeah....Carlin said iit.........

Cats are $%#@ cute.

If I were a comedian, I would have my say too......

Cats %^$#@ hate you.

Cats...........

You love then.......but they #$#@! hate you.

What's with that %^$#@! kneading thing?
Every night I go to bed with the kitties.
And they seem to know that's the night that you just have to get some rest........
What do they do??????
Knead. 

Knead in your face all night llong.
I have one that does it inceessantly...........
Knead.........knead............knead.......
They thiink they are the morning doghnut boy, or WHAT????

I mean, kitties seem to thinnk there is no other world than thiers...en?

Yeah, kitties.

Thanks for listening.

%^$#@ meow.

Mark.

Edited for language.

msattler:
That's why dog are not cute.........
Cats are cute.

Dogs are not........
How can you be cute when you are always
Licking your ***..........?
Come on now, you have to admit that,
If you could lick your own ***, boyz, you would never leave the house.....eh?

Witness this........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVw3JGy7DIA

msattler:
I should ebb low now........

My own have put me down for my thoughts, tho true to me.

It seems they are no longer 'PC'.....

So I must fade and ebb.........mostly fade away.

One of my favorite movies.........gives me my last song, I guess.

Gran Torino soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXemKTVDzg


You can tell them on the grand hillino
Why I'm no long there to give cheerinos.

Just tell them I've gone on my Gran Torino......

Makes a lovely rhythm all night long.

See ya on the lonely highway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXemKTVDzg

Meow.


Guess I met my last Gas Station Gurl.

RottenMutt:
i had 5 girl cats, now i'm down to none, and that is all they did was lick their *** with one rear leg sticking straight up in the air.

dogs rule!!!!

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